MJ's ghost gives evidence

Just when you think you've heard it all. That all things associated with the Jackson circus couldn't raise our eyebrows any further than they already have then another golden nugget of foolish news surfaces.

As you may or may not be aware of the Jackson's, lead by their matriarch Katherine Jackson is attempting to sue entertainment company AEG Live for the alleged unlawful killing of her son, MJ. They want, (she wants) billions in compensation as you do when suing.

OK, the trial has now revealed some new information that could potential send Katherine and her lawyers packing back to wherever they came from. (La la land I  suspect).

A chap called Randy Phillips, (who could even ever trust a man with a name like that). Anyway, Mr Randy, the CEO of AEG Live stated that his 'friend' - Brenda Richie (Lionel's ex missues) had a chat with a spirit medium and they contacted MJ (as you do) and that Jacko's ghost said that Dr Conrad Murray wasn't to blame for his death - because he killed himself by accident (hee hee). The charlatan ghost would punctuate his sentences with the world's most famous giggle to prove that it really was the ghost of the late Michael Jackson. 

On gathering this information Phillips then told the LA jurors that Dr Conrad wasn't at fault because the ghost had, well, said so (hee hee). The judge, Yvette Palazuelos then alarmingly allowed this bonkers claim to stand as a credible piece of evidence whilst the rest of the courtroom burst out laughing on hearing the testimony.

The trial has taken a new turn now due to the conundrum of whether ghosts actually exist or not -  and if they do can their 'evidence' be deemed reliable and taken seriously or not.

Also, an unconfirmed source that wished to remain nameless added that MJ's ghost wanted a message sent to his former pet chimp, Bubbles, to tell him to hang in there (in his animal sanctuary) and that he is patiently waiting for him in the afterlife where they can be reunited. (Shamone).

Demola, TCC