The shortest story ever told - Story Number Twenty One

Older man, not too old though: "Have you heard that song, Shirt and Tie, by Justin Timberlake?"

Me: (in my mind - oh no, Suit and Tie you prat, and it came out months and months ago) "Er, yeah..."

"Older man, not too old though: "It's a good song isn't it."

Me: "Yes..." (Oh dear)

The End