The shortest stories ever told - Story Number Nineteen

Worried patient: "I keep having this awful recurring dream in which when I attempt to speak I start barking like a dog."

Musing psychiatrist: "Hmm, that is very interesting indeed. Why do you think you are doing that?"

Worried patient: "How on earth would I know?! That's why I'm here talking to you!"

Musing psychiatrist: "Hmm, you make a very valid and thought provoking point there."

Flummoxed patient: "So, are you going to try and help me understand this dream or what?! These sessions aren't cheap you know!"

Musing psychiatrist: "Hmm, how interesting, let's tackle this on your next visit."

The End.

Demola, TCC