The shortest stories ever told - Story Number Seventeen

Disgruntled man with egg on his face: "Why do you keep looking at me? What is so funny?!" 

Giggling woman: "I don't keep looking at you."

Disgruntled man with egg on his face: "Yes you do, I don't like it, you're making me feel uncomfortable - please stop staring at me."

Slightly embarrassed giggling woman: " I'm sorry, but I think you are being a little paranoid." 

Disgruntled man with egg on his face: "I am not being paranoid! Will you stop looking at me!"

Random boy walking past: "Haha! Look at that idiot with egg on his face!"

The End.

Demola, TCC