Chihuahua dogs were last year. It's all about ducks

Forget Towie, forget Made in Chelsea, and forget the army of girls walking about with little excuses for a dog inside their purses. (You're meant to walk your dog, not the other way round, you dosey fashionistas).

So, anyway, I got my girl a duck to go with her outfit.

(OK, for a couple hours it followed us around before we had to disown it. It started getting a little too comfortable and slightly demanding. Ducks are quite bossy and pack a mean quack).


Joshua, TCC