Smooth brother

The smooth brother doesn't think - he ruminates. 

The smooth brother doesn't work out - he keeps in shape. 

The smooth brother only speaks when he feels inclined to. 

The smooth brother doesn't walk - he strides side to side with a subtle gangster lean. 

The smooth brother doesn't use lip balm - he licks his lips. Slowly.

The smooth brother handles his business. Yeah, that's right. Bidness.

The smooth brother accepts that he is desirable to women.

The smooth brother doesn't own a licence for his 'guns.' 

The smooth brother doesn't go on holiday - he goes on vacation. 

The smooth brother isn't good looking - he is devastatingly handsome. 

The smooth brother sings like Marvin Gaye when in the shower. 

The smooth brother speaks with a deep, sensual tone. 

The smooth brother balls out when the occasion sees fit. That's right, balls out.

The smooth brother drives a drop top when the sun is shining, resting his sculpted arm on the side door. 

The smooth brother flits between immaculate waves and a shadow free baldie. 

 

The smooth brother respects women. 

The smooth brother smells of pure masculinity.  

                                                                                         

The smooth brothers handshake is strong and assertive. 

The smooth brother is what all men aspire to become. 

Demola, TCC