The shortest stories ever told - Story Number Twenty Five

Little old lady: "My son feeds the foxes and..."

Me, slightly confused, cutting her off mid sentence: "He feeds the what!?"  

Little old lady: "My son, he feeds the foxes. I used to buy the multi-packs of dog food, then I found buying individual tins much cheaper."

Me: "Surely, not feeding foxes would be the cheaper option?"

The End.

Joshua, TCC