Captured: Oblivious public

Hello, hello - now what do we have here? Well, it appears to be a man dressed as though he is a pimp. On careful inspection of this picture you can see that the 'pimp' is frantically texting away on his mobile phone. It would be easy to assume that the recipients of the text messages could be his 'hoes' but no, that would be too simple to imagine. In fact, it would make more sense to believe that this chap is texting Fashion Faux Pas Anonymous because he has realised that he has made a gross error in style and now requires immediate help. 

Demola, TCC