The meticulous multi-tasking’s of a modern metro-sexual man
An Instructional Article:
Load your man bag with all of the necessary utensils for the day
ahead; IPod and IPod wire, phone charger, a book, the letter that you need to
post, lynx pocket spray, keys, wallet and one of those "you never
know'' (cough, cough) prophylactics.
Hurry home, have a quick shower, put on some clean clothes that should be dry by now, (quick tip; if you get them out the dryer straight away you may not need to iron them).
Meet back up with your mates, watch the game, shout at the big screen as loud as possible. Hopefully, the last defender will hear you over everyone else in the pub, his manager and a fifty thousand strong crowd and stay tight on his man. During the game keep a regular check of your phone as the missus is readying herself for a romantic encounter and needs to be flirted with provocatively, (remember your goals).
Submitted by, David The Collective
Today is your day off, so naturally you have so much to do. You
can lie in till 9:am but you must be fed and watered by 10. Whist you are
sipping your coffee get yourself onto the laptop, reply to some of the less
important emails, download some music and update your status.
Load the washing machine whist ironing your t-shirt and jeans,
make a mess whilst deciding what jacket, footwear and hat to wear, or indeed, if
you are sticking with the original t-shirt and jeans combo...(bearing in mind
you will need to clean this up later).
Call the lady in your life and indirectly find out her schedule
so you can plan what you are going to do with her around watching the game.
Popular choices include; a restaurant, the cinema, a bar or just popping around
with a bottle of wine and a DVD, cooking a meal for her and then onto the
hopeful outcome of all over the above... (Queue Marvin) “I’ve been really
trying baby".
Head into town, meet up with your mates, hit the shops, there's
bargains on those rails. Go fourth and accessorise.
Wind up in a coffee shop where you can discuss; your purchased
wears, current affairs and possible transfers.
Head home but not before deciding on the location were you will be
watching the game at what time you will need to meet up. Put the clean clothes
in the dryer, whip up a light bite to energise you for your eminent workout.
Go and workout, get a good sweat on, further discuss afore
mentioned topics with whoever you are super setting with.
Hurry home, have a quick shower, put on some clean clothes that should be dry by now, (quick tip; if you get them out the dryer straight away you may not need to iron them).
Meet back up with your mates, watch the game, shout at the big screen as loud as possible. Hopefully, the last defender will hear you over everyone else in the pub, his manager and a fifty thousand strong crowd and stay tight on his man. During the game keep a regular check of your phone as the missus is readying herself for a romantic encounter and needs to be flirted with provocatively, (remember your goals).
Go straight from the pub to your nearest superstore, pick up
some wine, (you should know her favourite) pick up a 'rom com' staring a
beautiful actress so you both can enjoy it. Make your way round to your lady
friend's abode and greet her with a kiss...
The rest my good man, is down to you.
Submitted by, David The Collective
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