Questions we ask ourselves

Have you ever wondered what birds do when they can't be bothered to fly? For instance, when their stomachs are full up with discarded food or they are just plain tired from flying here and there, indulging in their exciting lives. Do they board public transport and sit next to the window admiring the scenery? Of course not! How silly would that be. Today the correct and sensible answer to this pertinent question shall be answered: When birds are fatigued they stand on car roofs, patiently waiting for the owner to get in and drive off. Yes, the answer to one of life's most perplexing questions has finally been answered.

Demola, TCC