Man sues wife for producing ugly kids

Just when you think you have heard all of the bonkers news stories you can take then another comes along and leaves you dumbfounded. A man from China has successfully sued his wife for bearing him ugly children. Yes, if this story is new to you then you read that correctly. This is not a bogus account. 

At first the unhappy father who remains nameless - but we will call him Mr. Chung claims that initially he thought his wife had had an affair because when he saw the baby he thought it was far too ugly to be his. He's a good looking man, you see, and the sprog just wasn't. It just couldn't have been his offspring. 

So on (probably) karate chopping his wife in the head for being a dodgy child bearer he then got her to have a DNA test. However, this method of confirming his suspicions proved to be incorrect. 'Mr. Chung' was completely baffled that the DNA results (probably) provided by the Chinese Jo hung Kyle didn't tell him what he wanted to hear for the sake of his ego.

But there was more soy sauce to this story, his ex- wife (he divorced her eventually) confessed a huge bombshell to 'Chung' that sent his head spinning. She told him that before they met she had undergone about $100,000 dollars worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea. The account does not confirm or deny that 'Mr. Chung' spat his noodles out of his mouth or not - but it's pretty safe to say that he must have been very much flabbergasted. After digesting this news 'Chung' decided to sue his lying missues for not telling him the truth about her plastic surgeries. And for tricking him into believing she was actually a beautiful lady. Really, like what a terrible woman. 

 

Anyway, our hoodwinked man (probably) promptly reacted to this news and angrily told her: "I'll see you in court!" (Before he rolled over to get some shut eye for the night). And you know what, he won his case. Yes, that's right - he sued his then wife for $120, 000 big ones. The judge and jury probably saw the before and after pictures of this woman and must have voted unanimously in 'Chung's' favour.
 

'Mr. Chung' went on to say after his victory that he had married his wife out of love (superficial love if you ask me) but as soon as they had their first daughter they began to experience marital issues. Explaining that their daughter was "incredibly ugly," incredibly ugly to the point that it horrified him... What a lovely father. 

Without a doubt this has to be one of the most bizarre stories I have come across in a long time, perhaps since a London zoo deemed that feeding bananas to monkeys wasn't in their best interests. You just have to wonder how must the poor children of this man feel knowing that daddy wasn't happy with mummy because she gave birth to 'ugly' children. So what if they have faces only a mother could love, these kids still have feelings and this episode is not one you can just pretend didn't happen.  I literally would not like to be in their kimonos in school for one second. 

Demola, TCC