Thinking out loud...

I went to the cashpoint this morning, and an insanely optimistic man waiting nearby asked me for money as I finished.

"Of course, oh wonderfully lazy sir, I am but a slave to folk like yourself. Here is the fresh crisp ten pound note I just took out. I was going to use it to sustain myself during my long day at work, but you look like you are dying of thirst and in desperate need of a can of beer."

The audacity of these folk.

Joshua, TCC